According to Huffingtonpost this morning, Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin–aka Sarah Bear, the Divine Sarah, Sarahcuda, and other nicknames too delicate to mention–has been shielded from news reports that might depress her. She has said herself that news reports of the collapsing Republican campaign can be discouraging. We could have told her that reading newspapers is often an unpleasant experience. Economic collapse! Putin rising over Alaska! C3PO appearing in a debate with Barry O’Bama! North Korea taken off of the Axis of Evil list! George Bush in the Rose Garden! Cindy McCain anywhere! Sarah Palin!
We have been busy here at KenArnoldBooks with our new publication, The Palin Prophecies: Apocalypstick Now!, which is our effort to help the governor of Alaska reorient herself to reality. We fear, however, that her staff is keeping her from our website too, even though she can go to www.thepalinprophecies.com/thepalinprophecies and read all of her utterances for free! But be that as it may, we just fear for Sarah and the state of her mental health. And so we ask all of you to take a moment to lay hands on Sarah Palin (metaphorically speaking, unless you happen to be in one of the pro-America small towns she frequents and prefers) and just ask the Lord to make a way for her. Imagine that you are Pastor Muthee and that you have the power in your magic hands to dispel her demons. Take a moment now to do just that.
All together now: DEMONS! BE GONE.
Now, Sarah, isn’t that much better? Sarah? Sarah? Hmmmm…where’d she go?
