You probably saw some news stories that say I am losing popularity and that Hussein Obama is leading in the polls now. I haven’t wanted to say this before now because I don’t believe that fear is the best way to win hearts to Jesus: BUT, one of the signs of the anti-Christ is popularity. We’ve seen throngs thronging to Barack, like in Portland, Oregon, for example, the way they did to other leaders who were ungodly, like that Desmond Tutu who tried to overthrow the white government in South Africa.
But there are more signs and we as Americans have to begin to pay attention. A Barack Obama presidency would be a plague on the American people, a plague of biblical proportions. Do you know that his birth name was Barry and that he took the name Barack by his own choice and that Buraq was the name of Muhammad’s horse?! Yup yup. I read about it on a website.
The website also shows how his policies are anti-Christian. It’s all there, like how Obama’s a gay tree-hugging terrorist liberal arugula-eating Communist, and when he gets into the White House he’ll be having gay sex with Osama bin Laden in the Oval Office while Michelle is up on the roof taking pot shots at Christians. It won’t be long before he’ll start feeding us to the lions again.
Let’s look at some scripture here to help us out. In Luke 10:18, Jesus says that he beheld Satan fall as lightning from heaven. Well, ok, do you know that Baraq in Hebrew means lightning!!? Now, do you see where I’m goin’ here? Trust me. I attended five colleges in six years. I know enough knowledge to choke a Trojan horse.
Now I had heard about these rumors but until I saw the proof on www.o.bamapost.com. I just didn’t want to go there, unlike some of my liberal critics, like the National Inquirer, who will stoop to any nasty trick or rumor to smear me and my family. But when I’m confronted with facts, then I have to share them because that’s the kind of upfront and honest gal I am. Take my word. You have to, ‘cause I don’t believe in freedom of the press, especially not their freedom to talk to me.
Anyway, I decided I’d better check in with the Lord about this anti-Christ stuff, because I want to be sure that I’m exposin’ the true anti-Christ when I tell the world about Obama. So I called him on my ‘do phone. He picked up right away, as he does when I call him. I don’t know about if he answers anyone else.
“Lord,” I said, “I read here in the internet that Barack Hussein Obama might be the anti-Christ. What do you think?”
“What are you talking about, Sarah?” The Lord sounded annoyed.
“You know, the anti-Christ who will come just before the End Times, like in the ‘Left Behind’ series of books that tell the true story of how the faithful will be raptured and saved?” I think he could tell how excited I was. “And there’s also a ‘Left Behind’ video game. It’s so cool.”
“Those books are fiction, Sarah. The authors wrote them to make a lot of money. And they did. And that video game looks like fascism dressed up as Christianity.”
“But isn’t the Bible true when it says that the End Times are coming and Jesus will come back to judge the evil doers? And that it’s going to happen like next year?” I began to think again that the Democrats had tapped my ‘do. This just didn’t sound like the Lord God of Hosts who smites the wicked and slays the innocent alike.
“The Bible is a book of stories, Sarah, very good stories. But they are not about the future. And not every Christian believes in the End Times the way you do. Eastern Orthodox Christians, for example.”
SARAH: Oh, what do they know? Aren’t they all just Greeks?
GOD: And American, Russian, Ethiopian, Romanian, Serbian, Armenian, almost 300 million world-wide. I’d be careful taking on Greek Americans, in particular. They know their history. They argue and ask questions, unlike the U.S. media that let you say whatever you want. Greeks study the fine print. They’re survivors.
SARAH: So am I, Lord! Look at how the elite media crucifies me! I’ve had to hide in one five-star hotel after another. What have the Greeks endured?
GOD: Uh, the death march in Smyrna, the Nazi occupation, the Communist conflict, the military junta in the Sixties….
SARAH: Yeah, well, what do they know about democracy?
GOD: Uh, their ancestors invented it, Sarah.
SARAH: Whatever. But, look here what this website says: Luke 10:18 really means ‘Satan Barack Obama’ when you translate the Hebrew.
GOD: Oy vey.
SARAH: And that means that the Lord is about to come again, right after Barack Hussein Obama. Now I think that means, Lord, that when I am elected I will be the ones to usher in the End Times. I want to thank you, Lord, for choosing me to fight the anti-Christ. Thy will be done.”
I felt truly blessed at that moment and fell on my knees in prayer.
But then the Lord came buzzin’ back through my ‘do again. Stood my hair right up like a shock of electricity.
GOD: I’ve been thinking about the world you live in, Sarah.
SARAH: Yes, Lord?
GOD: It’s Greek to you.
The Palin Prophecies
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Brent Mooseburger, Alaskan Pentecostal sports reporter, has been selected, much to his surprise, by God Our Heavenly Father as the man to channel Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin’s messages to the American people, since neither she nor God trust the elite media. In this almost-daily blog, Mr. Mooseburger will decode Palin’s prophecies for a nu-clear age. Reader responses are not welcome, unless you show the proper respect and deference.
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September 25, 2008 at 3:22 am |
Blame professulas whose posh pensions graze on stumbent loan interest from vacuous degrees in basket weaving commie nutty organizing. Turn grant grubbing blatherers into fuel, especially perverts like mayor crotch who gas for obsama zbin biden. Your islamosympathic gutterswabbing clothing and pierced privates spread diesease. If you weren’t such baby killing, vermin snuggling perverts you wouldn’t be driving up our health costs, then collecting disability for your commie nutty organizing dementia. Your passive aggressive labor unions grab our guns, cars (congestion pricing), balls (SONDA), wallets, and homes but we will grab your throats and dang you from trailer bone tolls. Repeal the seventeenth amendment before any VAT. All the homeless are drugged out hippies. Second Amendment is the ONLY Homeland Security. Wait until we waste all your stumbent subprimes, so you need to sell your affectation glutton art and work instead of diverting tution and Y2K scams to soviet freezeniks! Deport for multiple visits to same country. If you controlled your own pension neither your boss nor the government could abuse it. Lynch soviet wealth fund abbetting aghadhimmic peakies when oil plummets! Hazards and pollution stem mostly from mandates. Aqua volte! This land wasn’t build by bullocraps.
October 16, 2008 at 11:18 am |
The Antichrist will be a liar and a DECEIVER. Very few will recognize him until much too late, thus the deception.
What do you expect…a world leader to pronounce to the world “Yes I have come to destroy your religion, your way of living, and soon, you will all worship me or die…
and oh by the way, please vote for me in November!
So, if you believe Obama is NOT the antichrist…maybe he is.
Those who do not know Jesus as Savior will be especially blinded to the truth until very late, and by the time they realize he is the antichrist, it will be very late indeed.
October 21, 2008 at 1:07 am |
Keep laughing funny Boy, I had to ask myself too the exact same questions. I believe whole heartedly in God and live by the big ten somedays better than others. I have a sick gnaw in my stomache and I have to say its not because I am fruit loop. My bell signals something not OK ahead, hunker down, be prepared……
January 3, 2009 at 1:37 am |
Since the NYC centric book publshing community has not announced the winning bid for Sarah’s autobiography, I hope she accepted your small town $500 offer to publish her book. Other chapter titles for consideration. How to best watch the Northern Lights on your back, 100 things Todd can do with a 55 gallon drum, and Which clothes I kept from the RNC.
April 15, 2009 at 10:56 am |
AMERICA
I’M SURE THAT MANY OF YOU WILL HO HUM THIS POST OR EVEN GET UPSET BY IT ESPECIALLY THE BLACK COMMUNITY WHO THINK THEY ARE FINALLY GETTING A BLACK MAN TO REPRESENT THEM IN THIS COUNTRY. REMEMBER OBAMA IS A BLACK AND WHITE (MUSLIM RAISED) MAN. ALSO CONSIDER WHAT HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED IN THIS POST ARE HIS BELIEFS FOR AMERICA. HE FITS SATAN’S SEED QUITE WELL I’M AFRAID AMERICA IF YOU TRULY CHOOSE TO SEE IT. EVEN THE EVIL COMMUNIST MAIN STREAM MEDIA IS TOUTING HIM AS THE “MESSIAH”. JUST THINK HE IS BLACK AND A SHOE IN TO BE ELECTED. HIS FAMILY ARE ATHIESTS. HIS FATHER WAS A WAS A DRUNK, POLYGAMIST, BIGOT AND TERRORIST WHO LEFT HIS MOTHER WHEN HE WAS TWO. HIS STEP FATHER TAUGHT HIM WAHABBISM WHICH IS THE RADICAL TEACHING THAT CREATED THE MUSLIM TERRORISTS. HE CO SPONSORED/VOTED WITH THE EVIL TED KENNEDY TO END FREE SPEECH IN AMERICA WHICH HELPS TO PROTECT GAYS/PEDOPHILES AND ANYONE WHO MIGHT WANT TO CRITICIZE ISRAEL. HE BELONGS TO AN AFROCENTRISM, RACIST, RADICAL, PRO GAY, ANTI-AMERICAN CHURCH THAT’S HEADED BY A SUPREME RACIST. HE SUPPORTS ABORTION, THE GAY AGENDA, THE EVIL OF ISRAEL AND IS AGAINST THE FEDERAL MARRIAGE AMENDMENT. HE ALSO SUPPORTS GUN CONTROL AND THE DEATH PENALTY. WHY NOT ONLY IS HE A SHOE IN FOR THE PRESIDENT FOR ISRAEL, BUT A SHOE IN FOR SATAN’S CARISMATIC, LIKEABLE YET TOTALLY EVIL SON. NOTE: WAHABI OR WAHIBI (KNOWN AS WAHABBISM SAME EVIL OBMAMA STUDIED) AS YOU CALL THEM WERE CREATED BY THE ZIONISTS AND THEIR ENGLISH FRIENDS WHO THINK THEY ARE THE LOST TRIBE OF ISRAEL ETC. http://clifylq.livejournal.com/100815.html